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[birdinhand]

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[yokubo]

You're the one doing that, not me! ｜−・;）

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[birdinhand]

What the hell is that?

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[yokubo]

What do you mean? (ﾟﾍﾟ)

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[birdinhand]

Stop making those faces. They're dumb. That's something teenage girls do.

[yokubo]

Is there a reason you dislike teenage girls so much?




( ・◇・)？

[birdinhand]

I dislike grown-ass men acting like teenage girls.

[yokubo]

Sheesh, okay. Should I be angry all the time instead?

[birdinhand]

No, just don't use those dumb faces.

[yokubo]

You have an awful lot of rules.

[birdinhand]

I don't when you think of them as simply 'don't be a moron'.

[yokubo]

I think we might have a different idea of what "moron" means.

[birdinhand]

Sure, except one of us is wrong.

[yokubo]

It's you, right?

[birdinhand]

Do you want me to punch you in the face?

1/2

[yokubo]

Not really.

[yokubo]

[ About 30 seconds later... ]

（￣ー￣）

[birdinhand]

I am going to kill you in your sleep.

[yokubo]

But then I'll just see you again the next day! ( ´ ∀ ` )

[birdinhand]

Not if I do it after midnight. I'll have 24 blissful hours free of your stupidity.

[yokubo]

Too bad we're locked in our cells by then, huh?

[birdinhand]

Don't underestimate me.

[yokubo]

If you really wanted to kill me wouldn't you have done it already?

[birdinhand]

If I did, you'd never let me hear the end of it.

[yokubo]

I knew you wouldn't do it for real!（ｖ＾＿＾）ｖ

[birdinhand]

Don't be so overconfident.