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[birdinhand]

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[yokubo]

Really?

You should tell me something about you then, too!

[birdinhand]

Sometimes I want to set you on fire.

[yokubo]

If that's only sometimes you must like me at least part of the time, right?

[birdinhand]

Like is the wrong word.

[yokubo]

Love?

[birdinhand]

That's the kind of shit that makes me want to set you on fire. Don't push it, Eiji.

[yokubo]

I wasn't pushing anything.

[birdinhand]

youre pushing my patience

[yokubo]

Really? To where?

[birdinhand]

godAMMIT.EIJI

[yokubo]

What?!

[birdinhand]

were r u

[yokubo]

Why are you typing like that all of a sudden? Did something happen?

Um, the laundry room. I've kind of been working while I was talking to you...

[Action]

[birdinhand]

[Surprise Ankh crashing your work.] How the hell can someone be so stupid? [And he looks pissed as hell.]

[Action]

[yokubo]

[ Cue a very confused Eiji holding pantsu. ]

You didn't have to come all the way here just to ask me a question, Ankh.

[ Wow. Why was he so mad? ]

Re: [Action]

[birdinhand]

[No, but he had to come here to do this. Have another punch in the gut, Eiji.]

[yokubo]

[ That was both unexpected and very painful. Eiji bent over and held his stomach, but even that wasn't enough to weaken the steel grip he had on his precious pantsu. ]

Ow ow ow! What was that for?!

[birdinhand]

Are you that much of an idiot on purpose!?

[yokubo]

I don't even know what I did!

[ Man, that hurt really bad. ]

[birdinhand]

Tche. You're useless.

[yokubo]

I know you don't mean that.

[ Eiji kind of looked like he was pouting at that point, though. ]